Cornwall was so fun. I got back on Sunday but I cba to type it up. I still can't so I think I'm going to just type up the highlights (;

♥ Day 1 ♥

Arrived at the Branches house. (Meadhbh's cousins.) It was late so we practically went straight to bed.

♥ Day 2 ♥

Helena (Meadhbh's eldest cousin.), Meadhbh, Aellflead and me went into their garden and chased chickens. They were bantams so were very friendly and jumped up onto your shoulders.

Slightly later on we set out to our holiday house in Cornwall. The journey wasn't that long. When we arrived us kids (Eric, Meadhbh and me) played in the games shed, I mainly played air hockey with Eric. Then The Bain's arrived (Meadhbh's family's friends) So we all had a games tournament.

Me, Meadhbh and Anapurna all went in the hot tub. It was so nice.

♥ Day 3 ♥

Everyone went to Penzance then Me, Ana, and the guys (Richard, Peter, Eric, Wulfie and Kyrion.) went to the rugby. Me and Ana didn't really watch the match, more just wandered.

When we'd got back the Branches had arrived.

♥ Day 4 ♥

Went to the beach but when we got there Wulfie was in a stretcher with head brace and all. He'd been pulled under by a wave and hit his head on the bottom, so he got to go in a helicopter, lucky sod.

We all went in the water later and played in the waves. Wulfie came back form the hospital and joined us.

The lifeguards set up a game of volley ball and played topless, it was quite possibly the best thing I've ever seen ♥♥

♥ Day 5 ♥

Got badly sunburnt D<

I went in the sea with Meadhbh, Wulfie, Doug and Will. Wulfie jumped onto me just as a monster wave came. You'd think he'd've learnt his lesson. Then I was either being hit by body borders or being knocked into Will.

♥ Day 6 ♥

Mum rang saying that Dadda Ken had had his heart operation and was okay

We had a barbecue for dinner, but we kids all sat inside and watched southpark. I sat next to Doug. We messed around and poked him with a fork, all in good spirits though (:

♥ Day 7 ♥

On the way to riding I threw up down my jodhpurs so Richard took me to pick up the boys from their rugby course. Eric was with the little ones and looked so stupid.

♥ Day 8 ♥

All of us women went to this "spa" though it was more of a swimming pool with a sauna.

Got back and went in hot tub. Then everyone got out. I went upstairs and everyone went back in D< Will came out though and we chatted and watched what looked like Wulfie raping Eric and Meadhbh in the hot tub.

♥ Day 9 ♥

for most of this day I sat underneath a towel because it was horrible weather to be on a beach.

After the beach we went to this theatre cut into a cliff. It was so pretty because you could see the sea.

♥ Day 10 ♥

Went Nequay. I don't know why, it was so boring and there was nothing to do.

On the way back (1 and a half hour journey) Meadhbh went in the Bain's car and Eric and Wulfie came in our car. Judith was furious because Meadhbh ditched me for Ana. Eric and Wulfie felt sorry for me so came and sat in the back with me and we played truth or dare.

♥ Day 11 ♥

Went to the beach, me, Eric and Will watched the other guys try to surf, very amusing.

When we all went back to our holiday home we all watched southpark and I laid between Will and Wulfie. Will kind of rested on me, it was sweet

♥ Day 12 ♥

Will and Wulfiue thought it would be hilarious to get Kyrion and Aefflead to have a dance off. I helped arrange it because it was amusing to watch. While Wulfie struggled with the five year olds me and Will had a sand chair making competition, mine was blatantly better.

Eric tipped his chair side ways while he was in it and as he fell he screamed NO! MY TEA! He was more upset about the tea then the fact it had scolded him.

Back at home we all watched southpark and I laid down in front of the the tv next to Will while I sheltered Aefflead from Wulfie who was throwing chinese checkers at her.

♥ Day 13 ♥

I accidentally fried Aeffleads coco pops in the micro wave, she was very angry.

On the beach I flew a kite with Meadhbh, Doug, Wulfie and Will. It was quite spastic.

When I sat down to read the news paper Eric Doug and Will gathered round my feet making me read it out to them. Then they started making cities on my feet. Will's looked an awful lot like a sperm cell...

Me Will and Wulfie went up the hill behind the beach, or half way up. This was apparently my initiation into becoming an honoury guy. I did it in flip flops stupidly. Wulfie did most of the talking, and that was about wanking. There is something wrong with that boy. On the way down they told me to run down a steep slope. I tripped and did a somersault through the air. They were very impressed apparently.

We were staying late on the beach for a barbecue after we'd got some food Me Wulfie Will and Meadhbh, later joined by Doug, went down to the dunes to play strip chopsticks (only down to under wear). We had to run up a hill because some people were torches were coming over. after getting dressed again we went down, only to have to go up again because Meadhbh had lost her phone. I couldn't be bothered to wlak so got a piggy back off Doug.

Such a funny night.

The Branches left after the barbecue to go back home.

♥ Day 14 ♥

Went to Penzance today with Meadhbh and that was about it for the day.

♥ Day 15 ♥

This day was spent mainly packing up for tomorrow.

We went to the beach though, I made a really impress series of tunnels with Eric. I'll upload a picture one day and you shall be a amazed.

♥ Day 16 ♥

Set out for the Branch's house.

When we arrived I drifted round the house not really knowing what to do until I fell asleep on the sofa. Only to be woken by Kyrion for dinner.

After dinner we kids all watched our southpark as usual. I sat by Will's feet because the other good seats were taken. We messed around. it was so funny. Then I got out a packet of 100 tic tacs. I was jumped upon by everyone then the packet was down to about 30. In a matter of seconds.

Meadhbh started attacking Doug so me and Will put under a large pillow . When we calmed down slightly Doug started writing on my legs. Then we all became hyper again and Wulfie ended up tieing Meadhbh to a coffee table with sellotape.

♥ Day 17 ♥

I was meant to be going to Bath with the girls but I only had 2 quid so I stayed and went on a walk with the guys. They were all very impressed with my dinosaur impression (don't ask.)

After a while of lounging around with the guys I had to go to a proper posh spa with the girls.

♥ day 18 ♥

Left.